Once upon a time there were two little girls, sisters. After school they would go to the baby sitters house until their mother got off work.
there were other children at the house too. One day, the mother was late getting off work so the sisters ate dinner at the babysitters house.
So everyone was seated around the table. The sisters were seated side by side. During dinner, the younger sister was chewing her food really loud. She was grunting and making all kinds of sounds in her mouth. The babysitter heard her....only she thought it was the older sister making all the rude noises with her food in her mouth. She told the older sister to chew with her mouth closed and stop grunting...The older sister glanced at the younger one, then nodded her head and said "sorry"...dinner went on....the younger sister started making all the noise again chewing her food...finally the babysitter had had enough...
"I told you to stop eating like a pig"...no more dinner for you, leave this table now and go outside. She was looking directly at the older girl who had not finished eating yet...The older sister asked if she could finish her meal first and that she promised to stop being noisy" (even though she was not the one being noisy)...
The babysitter got up from her chair, walked around the table and yanked out the older sisters chair and pushed her out..."you insist on eating and behaving like a dog, go outside and eat the dogs food"..
So with everybody watching and smirking, the older sister walked outside. In a little while, the little sister came outside (she had finished eating) and she was taunting the older sister...."I got ice cream for dessert"....so, the older sister walked away and picked up a hard small piece of dog shit. "I got a tootsie roll, you want one?" she asked the little sister...."Yes!", so the older sister handed the "dog tootsie roll" to her and she put it in her mouth and started chewing. Shortly she realized it was not candy and spit it out and started crying.
The older sister walked away, smiling, even though she knew she would be in trouble later for giving her sister dog shit to eat...but she was happy, her sister deserved to eat dog shit. The future punishment would be worth it.......
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